Subsidies for heating

Well, it looks like people in the great state of Oklahoma won’t have to be worrying about their heating bills. The local state government is working on subsidies for “poor” families that can’t afford their heating bills this winter.

I’m going to have to take a cue from Neal Boortz on this one. Put together an investigative department. Their job is to do the following. Build a list of all of these “poor” families that need assistance, pay each and every one a visit to inspect their living conditions. Confiscate any flat screen TV’s, luxury cars, expensive cell phones and Abercrombie clothing. Sell them, and return THAT money to the family to pay their heating bills.

On my way to symphony rehearsals when I was in High School, I had to drive through a fairly ‘low rent’ section of town to get to the University where we rehearsed. What got me was that I would drive by houses that were literally LEANING one way or another, in serious need of repair. In the driveway would be a brand new corvette and visible through the oddly always open front door would be the obligatory 52″ flat screen TV that must be an absolute necessity to survive in that neighborhood.

I would bet my right arm that these people have a “hard time” paying their bills, and lobby their local government officials for “assistance” when all they REALLY need is to get their priorities in line.

My heating bills are in the hundreds because our local energy company thinks they need to pull million dollar rate increases 2-3 times a year, but you know what? I cut back where it’s not needed, and allot that money towards keeping my children fed and warm.

  • (in my whiniest possible voice)
    But JAAAAAAAMES! (pronounced with 2 syllables) They have a right to free heat and you shouldn’t complain about having to pay the difference because you’re probably a privelaged white man and have never felt the sting of oppression…and…and…blah blah blah.

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year James!

  • I am shocked, nay stunned that you would try to deprive these poor, opressed, ethnic citizens of their rights to what every other American has. It is outrageous and just downright RACIST BIGOTRY … oh, wait. Sorry about that. Got out of bed on the Left Side this morning. Whew, good thing I caught myself there. You know, I would love a large flat-screen tv and a nice car. Instead, I have a 1986 Fischer color tv and a 97 Saturn with 135K miles on it. I keep the house between 50 and 58 … but I pay my DURNED BILLS ON TIME IN FULL. Urgh.

  • You should free yourself from these feelings of personal responsibility mdmhvonpa. Embrace liberalism and you too can become a freeloading, lazy ward of the state. Then you can crank that thermostat up to 75!

  • I drive a 2000 Kia that I got for $3800 :) and it’s PAID FOR.

    I don’t even know what brand of TV I have… all I know is that it displays a picture in color and I could care less whose NAME is on the front of it :) `