Everything you know is wrong!

Ladies and Gentlemen… Pluto is no longer in the club! As of yesterday we have officially voted Pluto out of the solar system.

I’m not even really all that sure what having 8 planets instead of 9 DOES for anyone but the guys that publish Science textbooks, because now they’re going to get a pretty penny re-publishing all those books for the kids.

See ya later Pluto, it was fun while it lasted…