Iran = Scorpion

Government, Military, World News

A scorpion, being a very poor swimmer, asked a turtle to carry him on his back across a river. “Are you At least I’m true to myself mad?” exclaimed the turtle. “You’ll sting me while I’m swimming and I’ll drown.”

“My dear turtle,” laughed the scorpion, “if I were to sting you, you would drown and I would go down with you. Now where is the logic in that?”

“You’re right!” cried the turtle. “Hop on!” The scorpion climbed aboard and halfway across the river gave the turtle a mighty sting. As they both sank to the bottom, the turtle resignedly said:

“Do you mind if I ask you something? You said there’d be no logic in your stinging me. Why did you do it?”

“It has nothing to do with logic,” the drowning scorpion sadly replied. “It’s who I am.”

Plutonium and highly enriched uranium traces have been located in a nuclear waste facility inside Iran. The IAEA has issued a report calling for an explanation.

The US has been consistently heavy handed in it’s insistence that Iran cease all nuclear ambitions but as of late has, for some reason shown signs that we feel the world and the US can live with a nuclear Iran. I guess you can call us the Turtle.

Former Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu has gone so far as to can Iran the “new Germany” and that Iran is planning a new holocaust. Iran has stated many times that it will seek nuclear proliferation and that they envision a world without Israel on the map. Speaking of Iran, Netanyahu said Believe him and stop him, this is what we must do. Everything else pales before this.” and I for one agree.

Simply issuing a UN post it note to Iran to “knock it off” solves nothing.

3 Comments

  1. Alan  •  Nov 15, 2006 @3:08 AM

    Great analogy for what is going on over there, really scary stuff! It is a horrible fact that people just please themselves and if they don’t conform they usually get invaded in some shape or form. Either that or the turtle just submits and they carry on as is…

    What a world we live in :(

  2. Pirate nation  •  Dec 2, 2006 @4:57 PM

    Iran would not have been as big a problem as it is now if the imbicile man-child Bush had not invaded Iraq.
    Consider this: Saddam’s Iraq was always a bulkhead against Iranian influence moving westward into Irag, Jordan, and Lebanon. The guy was a prick and a murderer but as of today, I believe more Iraq’s died because of the imbecile man-child’s Bush’s mis-adventure than was murdered by Saddam.
    To sum up: the middle east is a wretched snake-pit of murdering dictators (Israel, Jordan, Turkey exempted). Why choose one murdered over another? An intelligent president could have “massaged” Saddam to see “our” point of view.
    Too late now. Iran and the forces of Shiite and Sunni religious madness have been loosened, like the dogs of war. Thank you, imbecile man-child GW Bush.
    You should have read a book of Middle East history sometime in your pathetic, ignorant life.
    Only volunteer soldiers, and not draftees, are dying in Iraq. Some comfort.
    JForbin

  3. James  •  Dec 4, 2006 @12:53 PM

    Iran would not have been as big a problem as it is now if the imbicile man-child Bush had not invaded Iraq.

    AHEM… JIMMY CARTER?

    Hello? If ANYONE is to blame for the current state of Iran, it would be NONE other than your liberal love slave Jimmeh Cahtuh.

    An intelligent president could have “massaged” Saddam to see “our” point of view.

    I guess you would have to believe that negotiations with a murderous dictator actually WORK before that statement could be proven true.

    You should have read a book of Middle East history sometime in your pathetic, ignorant life.
    Only volunteer soldiers, and not draftees, are dying in Iraq. Some comfort.

    Well I’m glad to see you’re capable of calm, collected debate.

    So I take it you’re in favor of forced enlistment?

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