An unnamed “comedy writer” has been cited in a recent IM conversation between him an another man about the recent attempt on Dick Cheney.

COMEDY WRITER: if cheney wasnt such a p****–he’d get killed and bring some happiness to the country and i would have a much needed day off bloated f*** cant do anything right

COMEDY WRITER: excrement face

ME: if you want me to think you are vile scum, you are doing a precision job

COMEDY WRITER: not just me

ME: yes, I know

COMEDY WRITER: we all think itd be a hoot if he died

ME: you and your ignorant pals who think global warming and carbon offsets are the issue of our times, and who ignorantly put head in sand while the global jihadist movement continues

COMEDY WRITER: nope

COMEDY WRITER: just wanted cheney to die

ME: you are pathetic

COMEDY WRITER: hilarious!

COMEDY WRITER: wish that bloated excrement was dead

COMEDY WRITER: we all do

NICE…