Who/What Is To Blame For The Fires?

Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past few weeks, you know that a huge portion of California is either on fire, or already scorched. A normal reaction for a disaster of any kind is to want to point a finger at someone or something so we can feel a little better knowing what CAUSED our pain and suffering.

The fun part comes when you ask someone, mainly a politician, to point the finger for you. Ask Harry Reid… he will tell you without batting an eye, that there is NO question that these fires were a direct cause of GLOBAL WARMING. Nevermind that he doesn’t have PROOF of his comments, it’s global warming dammit you just have to nod your head and smile. OK Reid, your turn is over, next up is Barbara Boxer, surely this beacon of hope from California can have a rational reason her state is ablaze… it’s George W. Bush’s fault! How in the hell is it President Bush’s fault? EASY He sent all their National Guardsmen to Iraq (for his own personal amusement I’m sure).

Want to know the REAL reason your state is glowing hot from wildfires? They look like this…

Tree Hugger

Don’t believe me? Just pull up any one of the thousands of legal fights the environmentalists have put up in California to save a rat, or a frog or a mouse from possible harm due to the evil residents of California clearing underbrush from their property, hell it’s practically a crime to move a twig on your own land without consulting the EPA or some other acronymned super agency first.

Want to point fingers? Find someone hugging a tree… they’re more than likely in the way of your house and a fire, beckoning the flames.

  • It’s Walmart.

    I’ve been saying for years that Walmart’s been funding arsonists in order to clear spaces for its new stores, sidestepping all manner of construction codes and politics.

    Those black, tinted hatchbacks cruising slowly through the neighbourhood at all hours have never slipped past me. I’ve always clocked them for what they were.

    Damn I wish April would hurry and get here.

  • Wait…. WHAT?