Good lord, now I have zero faith in human kind…
For ages the human race has suffered the irreversible trauma of their young offspring hurting their poor little heads while learning to become mobile. I honestly don’t know how we survived through the ages without this amazing product, guaranteed to protect the human race from their impending extinction at the hands of a bonked head.
Enter… the THUD GUARD!
That’s right Berkley Parents! You to can make your child’s delicate brain protected for the ages in this cute, yet tease-able piece of headgear.
According to the website that sells these things (for more than $40 USD) “Over 500,000 children’s head injuries are recorded each year !” While it may be true, I highly doubt the injuries that cause severe trauma and death in children who would be wearing these, were self inflicted accident wounds. If you google for infant head trauma deaths a shockingly high number of those were inflicted upon the children by the parents themselves. So a silly mickey mouse brain bucket would be pointless.
Come on, seriously? Watch your kids… that’s the best defense against 90% of serious childhood injuries! Anyone who buys this for their kids should have them taken away… you’re not fit for parenthood. Seriously.
Part of me wants to laugh, and then I half expect some bureaucrat in the US to dream up legislation requiring these on ALL infants. BLEH
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HA HA HA HA HA HA, this is hilarious! Freaking watch your kids and don’t hit em over the head, problem solved.