Black Holes are racist!

South Park couldn’t have written a better plot than this… Two County Commissioners in Dallas got into a verbal fight when Commissioner Kenneth Mayfield (a white man) said that the collections office, where paperwork was being lost and misplaced at an alarming rate, was a ‘black hole’.

Commissioner John Wiley Price (a black man) was instantly offended and started spitting back comments about how the office was a ‘white hole’.

Apparently Commissioner Price slept through science classes in school because a ‘black hole’ is not a derogatory term for Black people, it is a scientific term for “a theoretical massive object, formed at the beginning of the universe or by the gravitational collapse of a star exploding as a supernova, whose gravitational field is so intense that no electromagnetic radiation can escape.”

You just CAN’T make this stuff up… and the worst part is, Judge Thomas Jones, who was also in attendance, and demanded Mayfield apologize for his “insensitive comment”.

I’m STILL laughing…